SPE (Sony Playstation Empire)
Army of Playstation Character: Jason Mirah
Just who is Jason Mirah some ask? sure he is in the ranks of SPE but no one exactly knows his background. What we do know is that he is short, and yes, he is black.
As the token black SPE soldier he naturally is only ever used for offensive and meaningless one liners. This aside, Jason uses a variety of weaponry. Like Andrew he uses a control as a weapon. A 'dual shock' weapon. In his other hand he uses a HDMI cable as a long-reaching whip. Some believe he stole the whip from his owners and fled to Sonyopia. Apart from his unusual looks and charatcer he is a ruthless soldier, whipping enemies into dust whilst vibrating his special areas with his dual shock. Elegant, Stylish; Jason Mirah.
WTF????? I google my name and this came up!!!
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